PSAT people: We are going to have to meet with you all to talk about your consequences for discussing test questions.
Me: Sorry, I can’t come. I have a piano recital simultaneously at the same time.
"If there are 300 people and 60% are females, and 10% speak Chinese, which one is Young Sensei’s side chick?"
Do you ever see someone so hot and wonder if this is how Garcia Lopez de Cardenas felt when he saw the grand canyon.
But really anyone who qualifies for national merit shouldn’t get it because that is rewarding them for doing good which is obviously positive reinforcement, which is bad. See, stayin one step ahead of PSAT writers.
When the reporter doesn’t ask you if you put your soul into calligraphy
when she doesn’t ask you questions about calligraphy
when you have too many sensei responsibilities
when you can’t see the grand canyon
Best friend: I just passed my driving test!!!
Best friends: Aren’t you gonna say congratulations?
Me: I would praise you, but I wish not to hinder your free will…it’s dehumanizing…